so....how was jail?

My lover was in jail. For three days. I guess they didn't have any room, he slept in the hallway between a black guy and a scary italian, both threatening to 'shank' each other. Since we are not dating make up sex is definitely out of the question and I was wondering if post prison sex would be anything special. Maybe this all depends on the guy but it really wasn't all that much better, I can say however that absence makes definetly the....well, you can think of your own sexual similie there. It's naughty mad libs.